| The Reason Why Men Like Being Single |
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| Written by Ximena Lopez |
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Last week I wrote about guys to stay away from, and being the impartial non-biased person that I am (sarcastic cough) this week it’s time to pick on the ladies. Now women, we all have some issues, but for god’s sake learn to mask those until he’s hooked and it’s the correct time to reveal them! Certain females have a very hard time playing the dating game to their advantage, and in turn end up shooting themselves in the foot. Much like el Guapo did to Lucky Day right before his death in the movie Three Amigos, but I digress. Men take note. Here are the type of women who should have CAUTION written on their forehead…  1. The Fronter - Fellas, ever go out with a girl whom asked you questions about your likes and dislikes, but when you answered she said “oh me too” no matter how personal your answer? Girl: What kind of music do you listen to? This type of woman is so insecure that she thinks if she agrees with you on everything, than you’ll be into her no matter how much of her personality she loses. Also known as the “whatever you like” bride from Coming to America, this cameleon will tell you what you want to hear, but will switch on ya once she feels comfortable so be warned.  2.The Lush - So she could drink you under the table, that’s not what bothers you. So what she has a little beer gut, some mozzarella cheese hanging from her lip and keeps snorting loud enough to bother the elderly couple sitting next to you at the restaurant. But when the bill comes and her liquor intake makes your pockets ache from emptiness, that’s where you draw the line. This alchy doesn’t know when to say when, and even though you see the a positive in being able to take her home with you at the end of the night, you might have to take a rain check, cause you might not want vomit in your bed. Also, carrying her inside and holding her hair above the toilet seat doesn’t sound all that appealing at the end of an unpleasant evening.
 3.The Stalker - This one is my favorite! There’s nothing quite like a psycho chick who won’t leave “her man” alone, will try to break the code on your cell after two dates and spends more time on your facebook page than you do. Ever wake up in the morning and feel like you’re in the Geico commercial? “I always feel like somebody’s watching me!!” Than realize that it’s because there is a naked girl hovering above your bed, and when you question what in the eff she thinks she’s doing she says, “your roommate let me in baby.” If you ever find yourself in this situation I have some advice for you... tell her you’re not into her! If that doesn’t work than good luck man. P.S. Shout out to my boy “Alejandro” for the true life story, priceless my friend. Add this page to your favorite Social Bookmarking websites           |
